I have some letters I wish I could send to people.
Hi. Soooo I noticed you're attractive. I thought you should know that your nerdy allure is most appreciated. I'm really hoping this going to the library at the same time thing becomes regular, because the view is nice from here. Please don't be like the guy from psych and disappear from my life.
Sincerely, the Creepy Stalker Girl Over Here
P.S. If you kiss that ho that just walked up, I'll be sorely disappoint- NOOOOOO!!!
P.P.S. I don't care. I'm still looking.
Dear Beautiful Adonis from psychology,
Why? WHY on EARTH did you have to drop that class?? I saw you the first day and I assumed my eyes were going to be graced by your presence errday, but APPARENTLY I was wrong! I don't even know your name to stalk you on facebook! Taunting me with your beautiful face and perfectly toned yet lean body was just cruel. It's like if you gave a man the gift of flight then viciously ripped his wings off the next day. But I enjoyed what we had while it lasted. And by that, I mean I loved walking behind you on my way to the library. It was an honor and privilege that few are blessed to experience and I shall never forget it nor your fabulous calves.
Sincerely, Wingless
Dear Know-it-All in my philosophy class,
Just because you took one philosophy class once does not make you an authority on philosophy! No one is impressed by what is no doubt your short list of advanced philosophy vocabulary that you Google before class to look smart. However, I appreciate that you comment rarely and appropriately, unlike that douchebag who can't keep his mouth shut.
Sincerely, Rolled-Eyes
Dear Douchebag in my philosophy class,
NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! I'm so tired of your stupid comments, idiotic swearing, your constant challenging of everything the teacher has to say, and your thinking that you're such a mature adult. You're like 30. Get over yourself. I also learned recently that you have a kid. My most sincere condolences to the woman you tricked into a relationship and the child who carries your genetic makeup. Please do us all a favor and cease to express any thoughts you might have ever. I swear, every time your open your mouth I lose more and more faith in humanity http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975.
Sincerely, That Girl Giving You Dirty Looks the Whole Hour
